Name: David Simon D.O.B: 12/01/1966 Shirt/squad number: Used to be 10
Position in club: Player
Favourite position: Striker
Nick name(s): Bod / Bodenio
Supports: Liverpool Ideal Woman: Cameron Diaz
Ideal job: Beer taster / Pro surfer
Ideal location to live: Greece
Which famous character/person dead or alive would you say you’re most alike and why: Peter Crouch - lanky striker
Distinguishing Characteristics/ vital statistics: Very short hair!
Most treasured possession: My Children
Claim to fame: Got off with lead singer of Darling Buds in the 80's
Which piece of music / song title represents you – why: Simply the best / Tina Turner (Because I am!)
Most embarrassing moment in life/football: Waking up with a tea towel around my waist outside after a house party
Best moment on football field: Scoring a hat trick against Bolton Wanderers for Newport county reserves
Ambition in life/football: To be happy
What is your biggest fear or phobia: Rats
Favourite cheese: Cheddar Favourite film: Once upon a time in America
Vainest player in club: Brownie Longest in shower: Me
Ugliest player in club: Most Annoying player:
Most Skilful in club: Me Most un skilful: Me
Remembered for: Being longest serving player
Always likely to be heard saying: Why don't you pass to me???
Season ambition / expectation: To play and score in each game
Tell us 1 thing no one knows about you: I am secretly a millionaire
What do you think will happen/want after you die: Party
Name 1 person you’d like to be stuck on a desert island with and why: Evangeline Lily from Lost
If you were a super hero – who and what would be your special powers: Welsh man - ability to throw Leeks and Dafodils randomly!
How would you spend £1 million pounds: House / Holiday
Give 1 answer to an above question about / on behalf of 1 of your fellow club members - who about?: I think Scuba is the spitting image of Homer Simpson