Name: Tom Whitelaw D.O.B: 21/06/1982 Shirt/squad number: 9
Position in club: Ringer
Favourite position: Cameo
Nick name(s): Choo Choo but god I need a better one!
Supports: Too many immigrants for my liking Ideal Woman: The Missus
Ideal job: Retired
Ideal location to live: Underground lair
Which famous character/person dead or alive would you say you’re most alike and why: Maddy Mccann - we're both MIA
Distinguishing Characteristics/ vital statistics: Carved out of wood!
Most treasured possession:
Claim to fame:
Which piece of music / song title represents you – why: Kaiser Chiefs - Oh my god & and that one by Hard Fi!!
Most embarrassing moment in life/football: 45th minute versus Kirk Deighton away this season
Best moment on football field:
Ambition in life/football: Scoring more
What is your biggest fear or phobia: Scoring less
Favourite cheese: Vieux Boulogne Favourite film: Cling
Vainest player in club: Most of them Longest in shower: Differently abled or physically challenged people
Ugliest player in club: In reality most of them Most Annoying player: Westie must get this hands down?
Most Skilful in club: Carling - Shame he's shit! Most un skilful: Take your pick!
Remembered for: Don't ask me?
Always likely to be heard saying:
Season ambition / expectation: To play again
Tell us 1 thing no one knows about you: Crashed into someone's car in the club car park - don't worry it's no one we like!
What do you think will happen/want after you die: Becky will try hide the body!
Name 1 person you’d like to be stuck on a desert island with and why: Wilson
If you were a super hero – who and what would be your special powers: Bernard - from Bernard's watch
How would you spend £1 million pounds: Wisely!
Give 1 answer to an above question about / on behalf of 1 of your fellow club members - who about?: Ideal Location to live- Attercliffe - (That goes for a couple of you)