Name: Chris Silverwood                         D.O.B:  11/04/83                Shirt/squad number:  2

 

Position in club: Right back / Banana Man

Favourite position: Right back

 

Nick name(s): Silvy

 

Supports: The Mighty Reds (Barnsley F.C.)              Ideal Woman: Vikki (the girlfriend)

 

Ideal job: Diving Instructor in the Caribbean / Australia       

 

Ideal location to live: Australia

 

Which famous character/person dead or alive would you say you’re most alike and why:

 

Distinguishing Characteristics/ vital statistics: Big nose and ears

 

Most treasured possession: Memories

 

Claim to fame: Meeting Princess Di when in hospital

 

Which piece of music / song title represents you – why: Ian Brown – F.E.A.R. – Quality tune that makes a lot of sense

 

Most embarrassing moment in life/football: Being in front of an open goal and tripping up over my laces and totally missing the ball aged 14.            

 

Best moment on football field: Scoring a screamer for my debut Harlow goal against Masham - Volley from edge of area (with slight deflection)

 

Ambition in life/football: Score more than one goal per season

 

What is your biggest fear or phobia: Being alone

 

Favourite cheese: Red Leicester                    Favourite film: Buster Ft. Phil Collins

 

Vainest player in club: Kowski                         Longest in shower: Sean Mallon

 

Ugliest player in club: Nick Lowe                    Most Annoying player:Westi / Sean Mallon

 

Most Skilful in club: Medz                                 Most un skilful: A Story

 

Remembered for: Sean blaming a mouldy banana on me!

 

Always likely to be heard saying: Harlow ones and twos

 

Season ambition / expectation: A good cup run

 

Tell us 1 thing no one knows about you: I have a fictional dog called Graham!

 

What do you think will happen/want after you die: Sean will need someone else to scrounge studs off!

 

Name 1 person you’d like to be stuck on a desert island with and why: Vikki – she is my best friend

 

If you were a super hero – who and what would be your special powers: Stretch Armstrong – I’d just love to have stretchy arms and legs.

 

How would you spend £1 million pounds: Sensible stuff like a house, new car, holiday and a dog (called Graham)

 

Give 1 answer to an above question about / on behalf of 1 of your fellow club members                who about?: