Name: Marcus Lowe D.O.B: 28/04/1991 Shirt/squad number: 17
Position in club: Player
Favourite position: Midfield
Nick name(s): Mika, Lowey Jr
Supports: Manchester United Ideal Woman: Nicky Sanderson
Ideal job: ICI Manager
Ideal location to live: Malaga
Which famous character/person dead or alive would you say you’re most alike and why: Bart Simpson - Annoying!
Distinguishing Characteristics/ vital statistics: Tall
Most treasured possession: PS3 - FIFA 08 game
Claim to fame: Playing football against Danny Mills and Neil Sullivan
Which piece of music / song title represents you – why:
Most embarrassing moment in life/football:
How would you spend £1 million pounds: PS3 games - lots of em
Give 1 answer to an above question about / on behalf of 1 of your fellow club members - who about?: Nick's most treasured possession is Drink!!
Best moment on football field: Being part of a football team that beat Danny Mills and Neil Sullivan
Ambition in life/football: To be better than Nick
What is your biggest fear or phobia: Snakes
Favourite cheese: Cheddar Favourite film: Greenstreet
Vainest player in club: Kowski Longest in shower: Don't look - not gay
Ugliest player in club: Shane Most Annoying player: Fran
Most Skilful in club: Kowski Most un skilful: Fran
Remembered for: Being the taller brother of Nick
Always likely to be heard saying: Want a sweet sunshine
Season ambition / expectation: To start a game for the club
Tell us 1 thing no one knows about you: I have a 12 inch penis, but no one will til I start a game as I don't get sweaty on the sideline
What do you think will happen/want after you die: Still be taller than Nick
Name 1 person you’d like to be stuck on a desert island with and why: Nicky Sanderson - I think you know why
If you were a super hero – who and what would be your special powers: Stretch Armstrong - long armsThe Miracles - Love machine - because I am LOL!