Name: Paul Cook                            D.O.B: 23/07/76                                        Shirt/squad number: Any

Position in club: Senior player

Favourite position: Midfield / up front

Nick name(s): Cookie

Supports: Liverpool                               Ideal Woman: Jessica Alba

Ideal job: Pimp

Ideal location to live: USA

Which famous character/person dead or alive would you say you’re most alike and why: Roberto Carlos - look a like / Mini Vin Diesel

Distinguishing Characteristics/ vital statistics: Carlton Banks

Most treasured possession: Good looks

Claim to fame: Once pissed on Dane Bowers

Which piece of music / song title represents you – why: 

Most embarrassing moment in life/football: Pissing on Dane Bowers!

Best moment on football field: Kick about with Jari Jarosik

Ambition in life/football: Success and happiness

What is your biggest fear or phobia: Heights

Favourite cheese: Feta                                          Favourite film: Scarface

Vainest player in club: Scuba                              Longest in shower: 

Ugliest player in club: Scuba                               Most Annoying player: Scuba

Most Skilful in club: Meds                                    Most un skilful: Scuba

Remembered for: Pulling birds

Always likely to be heard saying: Bring me off - I'm knackered

Season ambition / expectation: Promotion

Tell us 1 thing no one knows about you: Diabetic

What do you think will happen/want after you die: Reborn as Steven Gerrard

Name 1 person you’d like to be stuck on a desert island with and why: Jessica Alba - Its obvious

If you were a super hero – who and what would be your special powers: Superman...X-Ray specs

How would you spend £1 million pounds: House on beach in USA

Give 1 answer to an above question about / on behalf of 1 of your fellow club members - who about?: