Name: Chris Pooley D.O.B: 14/10/89 Shirt/squad number: 17
Position in club: Player
Favourite position: Centre back?
Nick name(s): Pooley / poops / poo
Supports: Manchester United Ideal Woman: Emma Watson
Ideal job: Manchester Utd manager
Ideal location to live: Jamaica
Which famous character/person dead or alive would you say you’re most alike and why: Christiano Ronaldo - quiet but skilful
Distinguishing Characteristics/ vital statistics: Ability to fly???
Most treasured possession: Car
Claim to fame: FIFA Players player of the year?
Which piece of music / song title represents you – why: Save tonight - Eagle eyed cherries - Usually what I have to do!
Most embarrassing moment in life/football: Missing the goal in 1st's v's reserves end of season game
Best moment on football field: Skinning anyone
Ambition in life/football: To Prove myself at Harlow Hill
What is your biggest fear or phobia: Wasps
Favourite cheese: Cheddar Favourite film: Bourne Ultimatum
Vainest player in club: Jonesy Longest in shower: Don't know
Ugliest player in club: Most Annoying player: Mr Harrison
Most Skilful in club: Me! Most un skilful: Pearsy
Remembered for: Playing stealth football
Always likely to be heard saying: Nothing!
Season ambition / expectation: Score 5 + goals
Tell us 1 thing no one knows about you: Myproper position is centre back
What do you think will happen/want after you die: Play football with Angels
Name 1 person you’d like to be stuck on a desert island with and why: Lindsay Lohan- bikin - reproduce
If you were a super hero – who and what would be your special powers: Spiderman - just too cool
How would you spend £1 million pounds: New car, house and random crap
Give 1 answer to an above question about / on behalf of 1 of your fellow club members - who about?: