Name: Luke Duncan D.O.B: 27/03/78 Shirt/squad number: 14
Position in club: Right midfield
Favourite position: Doggy
Nick name(s): Duncs
Supports: Spurs Ideal Woman: Laced with Rohipnol
Ideal job: Prime minister
Ideal location to live: Buckingham Palace
Which famous character/person dead or alive would you say you’re most alike and why: Winston Churchill - leadership skills
Distinguishing Characteristics/ vital statistics: "Apples and Pears", "Jam out me donut"
Most treasured possession: Southern blood
Claim to fame: I'm still to be discovered
Which piece of music / song title represents you – why: Parklife - reminds me of home
Most embarrassing moment in life/football: Missing from 1 yard!
Best moment on football field: Winning 6 - 1 and scoring 5 of them!
Ambition in life/football: Living long, living happy
What is your biggest fear or phobia: Waking up with a northern accent
Favourite cheese: Cheddar Favourite film: Night at the Roxbury
Vainest player in club: Sean Malln Longest in shower: 6 inches
Ugliest player in club: Mathew Roebuck Most Annoying player: Sean Mallon
Most Skilful in club: Meds Most un skilful: Fran
Remembered for: Drinking lager tops
Always likely to be heard saying: Its a bit pearl harbour up north
Season ambition / expectation: Scoring 5 or more
Tell us 1 thing no one knows about you: I hold the record number of jumps off Clacton pier
What do you think will happen/want after you die: My body will rot away
Name 1 person you’d like to be stuck on a desert island with and why: Cast of Lost - they get rescued in the end
If you were a super hero – who and what would be your special powers: Rohipnol man - making people forget (women)
How would you spend £1 million pounds: Enjoying myself
Give 1 answer to an above question about / on behalf of 1 of your fellow club members - who about?: Fran would need to spend the million learning how to kick the ball