Name: Fran Wilson D.O.B: 25/09/78 Shirt/squad number:
Position in club: Defence
Favourite position: Left / Right back
Nick name(s): Horse / Gimp
Supports: Man Utd Ideal Woman: Anyone that'll put up with me!!!
Ideal job: Bed tester!
Ideal location to live: Abroad - anywhere
Which famous character/person dead or alive would you say you’re most alike and why:
Distinguishing Characteristics/ vital statistics: 6ft 1, 14 stone 2 with size 10 ambidextrious feet (can do fuck all with either!)
Most treasured possession: Daughter and 2 dogs
Claim to fame: Met Princess Diana and on TU at time
Which piece of music / song title represents you – why:
Most embarrassing moment in life/football: Being caught on camera with tea towel tied around my face - Gimp!!!
Best moment on football field: Scoring a lob from halfway line
Ambition in life/football: Retire / play as long as possible with mates
What is your biggest fear or phobia: Being skint!
Favourite cheese: Stilton Favourite film: Physco
Vainest player in club: Scuba Longest in shower: Scuba
Ugliest player in club: Bod Most Annoying player: Westie
Most Skilful in club: Medz Most un skilful: Nick Lowe
Remembered for: Always being a tight twat!!
Always likely to be heard saying: If been to training that wouldn't have happened
Season ambition / expectation: Win trophies / Most improved player
Tell us 1 thing no one knows about you: You know it all!!
What do you think will happen/want after you die: Eaten by maggots!
Name 1 person you’d like to be stuck on a desert island with and why:
If you were a super hero – who and what would be your special powers:
How would you spend £1 million pounds: Invest in properties
Give 1 answer to an above question about / on behalf of 1 of your fellow club members - who about?: I think Wilkie would spend the million on the piss with his mates!