Name: Mattie D.O.B: 05/03/1975 Shirt/squad number: ?
Position in club: Mr versatile
Favourite position: Attacking midfielder
Nick name(s): Oi, Cyril Sneer
Supports: Spurs Ideal Woman: Leanne
Ideal job: Own business
Ideal location to live: Australia
Which famous character/person dead or alive would you say you’re most alike and why: Victor Meldrew
Distinguishing Characteristics/ vital statistics: Knocking on a bit but still fitter than most lads younger!
Most treasured possession: Zoe
Claim to fame: Visited over 18 countries
Which piece of music / song title represents you – why: Baz Lurman - Sunscreen - Most of my opinions have no scientific basis!!!!
Most embarrassing moment in life/football: Pissing on a building and then finding out it was one way glass!
Best moment on football field: Playing with my mates
Ambition in life/football: Continue to play footy
What is your biggest fear or phobia: Needles
Favourite cheese: Extra smoky cheddar Favourite film: Snatch!
Vainest player in club: ? Longest in shower: 20 mins
Ugliest player in club: ? Most Annoying player:
Most Skilful in club: ? Most un skilful:
Remembered for: Spitting my dummy out!!!
Always likely to be heard saying: Ball retention!!!
Season ambition / expectation: Top 3 finish
Tell us 1 thing no one knows about you: I'm an attacking midfielder!!!
What do you think will happen/want after you die: Fuck all
Name 1 person you’d like to be stuck on a desert island with and why: Jesus - Talks shite but turns water into wine!!
If you were a super hero – who and what would be your special powers:
How would you spend £1 million pounds: Double or quits on Fran buying a round!
Give 1 answer to an above question about / on behalf of 1 of your fellow club members: What money?
who about?: Fran