Name: Steve Ascough D.O.B: 01/02/82 Shirt/squad number: 17
Position in club: Midfield/Subs bench
Favourite position: Playing
Nick name(s): Scuba, Trebus
Supports: Leeds Utd Ideal Woman: Pretty and Funny with an accent
Ideal job: Already have it
Ideal location to live: Outer Hebrides
Which famous character/person dead or alive would you say you’re most alike and why: Thomas Brolin (had ability but loved the Yorkshire dinners)
Distinguishing Characteristics/ vital statistics: Handsome bastard with a little extra padding
Most treasured possession: Memories
Claim to fame: Ibiza Uncovered
Which piece of music / song title represents you – why: Who wants to live forever - Queen
Most embarrassing moment in life/football:
Best moment on football field: Beating Kirk Deighton 1sts 6-2 in cup semi final
Ambition in life/football: To win a players trophy for Harlow
What is your biggest fear or phobia: Never been able to play again and getting old
Favourite cheese: Brie Favourite film: Top Gun
Vainest player in club: Brownie Longest in shower: Brownie
Ugliest player in club: Most Annoying player: Kowski (at training anyway)
Most Skilful in club: Jamie Ord Most un skilful: Fran
Remembered for: Far too many too list!! Sure Jonesy will edit this anyway!!!
Always likely to be heard saying: Anything repeated/No, you’re not allowed to drink that!!
Season ambition / expectation: To start a game for the reserves
Tell us 1 thing no one knows about you: Everyone knows everything about me!!
What do you want after you die: To be remembered for all the right reasons
Name 1 person you’d like to be stuck on a desert island with and why: Hannibal from the A-Team, he always had a plan!!
If you were a super hero – who and what would be your special powers: Superman, he’s the daddy of all super heroes!
How would you spend £1 million pounds: Harlow boy’s holiday
Give 1 answer to an above question about / on behalf of 1 of your fellow club members who about?: