Name: Adam Nowakowski D.O.B: October 1986 Shirt/squad number: 17
Position in club: Play Maker
Favourite position: Right Midfield
Nick name(s): Kowsk, Inspector Gadget
Supports: Manchester United Ideal Woman: Takes it up the arse
Ideal job: Model
Ideal location to live: London
Which famous character/person dead or alive would you say you’re most alike and why: Mikey from big brother; ugly Vernon Kay
Distinguishing Characteristics/ vital statistics: Ridiculous abdominals
Most treasured possession: Hair
Claim to fame: Played football with Aaron Lennon for 2 seasons at Leeds United Academy
Which piece of music / song title represents you – why:
Most embarrassing moment in life/football:
Best moment on football field: National Cup Final, at Upton Park
Ambition in life/football: Take a touch and pass, with no step over. Maybe first time ball to be cheeky too.
What is your biggest fear or phobia: Gang raped by a man ;)
Favourite cheese: Feta Favourite film: Happy Gilmore
Vainest player in club: Me Longest in shower: Jones
Ugliest player in club Most Annoying player:
Most Skilful in club: Meds, Wilko, Pryor, Aspey and Kowsk Most un skilful: The rest
Remembered for: Gay tendencies
Always likely to be heard saying:
Season ambition / expectation:
Tell us 1 thing no one knows about you:
What do you think will happen/want after you die:
Name 1 person you’d like to be stuck on a desert island with and why: Princess Jasmine, always wanted to shag a cartoon character!
If you were a super hero – who and what would be your special powers: Popeye, I eat a lot of spinach.
How would you spend £1 million pounds: High interest bank account, full time hooker for Fran. Hair implants for David Jones, and finally a striker for Dave Lowe.
Give 1 answer to an above question about / on behalf of 1 of your fellow club members who about?: Fran – Instead of a hooker he would buy me, I have seen the way you look at me.