Name: Simon Fairburn                     D.O.B: 02/08/1982                                        Shirt/squad number: 1

Position in club:
Keeper

Favourite position: Keeper

Nick name(s): Big Bird

Supports: Leeds United                               Ideal Woman:
My girlfriend...yeah right!

Ideal job:
Professional Golfer

Ideal location to live: Georgia, America

Which famous character/person dead or alive would you say you’re most alike and why:
Tiger Woods - for pride, passion and ability to play

Distinguishing Characteristics/ vital statistics:
6ft 3, 15st 11 and both footed with my size 11's 

Most treasured possession: My children

Claim to fame:
Security for Tiger Woods and Tony Blair

Which piece of music / song title represents you – why: Robbie Williams - Let me entertain you (because I'm an entertainer)

Most embarrassing moment in life/football: Missing football in front of goal

Best moment on football field: Saving shots in penalty shoot out

Ambition in life/football: To become a professional golfer
/ Footballer

What is your biggest fear or phobia:
Roller Coasters

Favourite cheese: Edam                                       Favourite film: Gladiator


Vainest player in club:                                           Longest in shower: 

Ugliest player in club:                                            Most Annoying player: 


Most Skilful in club: Westie                                  Most un skilful: 


Remembered for:
Shouting

Always likely to be heard saying:
Keepers.....Bollocks!!!!

Season ambition / expectation:
Win everything

Tell us 1 thing no one knows about you: 

What do you think will happen/want after you die: 
Become world leader

Name 1 person you’d like to be stuck on a desert island with and why:
Peter Kay - To keep me laughing

If you were a super hero – who and what would be your special powers: 
X-Ray man

How would you spend £1 million pounds: House, Ferrari F50

Give 1 answer to an above question about / on behalf of 1 of your fellow club members - who about?: