Name: Michael Medley D.O.B: 10/08/1981 Shirt/squad number: 7
Position in club: Player / Boss
Favourite position: Middle / Free role
Nick name(s): Smoggie / Medz
Supports: The Boro' Ideal Woman: Our lass / Kate Hudson
Ideal job: Premiership Manager! - Have you seen the telegraph fantasyfootball league????
Ideal location to live: Lake District
Which famous character/person dead or alive would you say you’re most alike and why: Gerrard - Leader
Distinguishing Characteristics/ vital statistics: Loud, Nutty, Passionate
Most treasured possession: Photo of Grandad
Claim to fame: Just being me
Which piece of music / song title represents you – why: U2 - Anything they do - makes me feel good about myself
Most embarrassing moment in life/football: Never had any?
Best moment on football field: Winning the double / Playing for Boro'
Ambition in life/football: Happy, Secure / Win the double again
What is your biggest fear or phobia: Losing family
Favourite cheese: Stilton Favourite film: Shawshank Redemption
Vainest player in club: Wilky Longest in shower: Soap
Ugliest player in club: Gazza Most Annoying player: Pearsi
Most Skilful in club: Kowk, me, Wilk Most un skilful: Cafu
Remembered for: Shouting very fucking loud
Always likely to be heard saying: 'Wake up' or 'Howay then'
Season ambition / expectation: Respect in league
Tell us 1 thing no one knows about you: I'm actually left footed!
What do you think will happen/want after you die: World War III, My kid will be better than Ronaldinho
Name 1 person you’d like to be stuck on a desert island with and why: Sarah..keep an eye on her
If you were a super hero – who and what would be your special powers: See through anything
How would you spend £1 million pounds: On me kids
Give 1 answer to an above question about / on behalf of 1 of your fellow club members: One of our club wanted to be an escort (not a car!), he applied and was rejected who about?: Answer the poll to find out!!!!
