Name: Michael Medley                                        D.O.B: 10/08/1981                                  Shirt/squad number: 7

 

Position in club: Player / Boss

 

Favourite position: Middle / Free role

 

Nick name(s): Smoggie / Medz

 

Supports: The Boro'                                              Ideal Woman: Our lass / Kate Hudson

 

Ideal job: Premiership Manager! - Have you seen the telegraph fantasyfootball league????            

 

Ideal location to live: Lake District

 

Which famous character/person dead or alive would you say you’re most alike and why: Gerrard - Leader

 

Distinguishing Characteristics/ vital statistics: Loud, Nutty, Passionate

 

Most treasured possession: Photo of Grandad

 

Claim to fame: Just being me

 

Which piece of music / song title represents you – why: U2 - Anything they do - makes me feel good about myself

 

Most embarrassing moment in life/football:  Never had any?                

 

Best moment on football field: Winning the double / Playing for Boro'

 

Ambition in life/football: Happy, Secure / Win the double again

 

What is your biggest fear or phobia: Losing family

 

Favourite cheese: Stilton                                    Favourite film: Shawshank Redemption

 

Vainest player in clubWilky                              Longest in shower: Soap

 

Ugliest player in club: Gazza                              Most Annoying player: Pearsi

 

Most Skilful in club: Kowk, me, Wilk                Most un skilful: Cafu

 

Remembered for: Shouting very fucking loud

 

Always likely to be heard saying: 'Wake up' or 'Howay then'

 

Season ambition / expectation: Respect in league

 

Tell us 1 thing no one knows about you: I'm actually left footed!

 

What do you think will happen/want after you die: World War III, My kid will be better than Ronaldinho

 

Name 1 person you’d like to be stuck on a desert island with and why: Sarah..keep an eye on her

 

If you were a super hero – who and what would be your special powers: See through anything

 

How would you spend £1 million pounds: On me kids

 

Give 1 answer to an above question about / on behalf of 1 of your fellow club members: One of our club wanted to be an escort (not a car!), he applied and was rejected                 who about?: Answer the poll to find out!!!!