Name: Daniel Waters D.O.B: 17/04/76 Shirt/squad number: 11 / 7 / 9
Position in club: MVP
Favourite position: Doggy
Nick name(s): Piglet, Long dong silver
Supports: Liverpool Ideal Woman: Vicky Pollard
Ideal job: Pimp
Ideal location to live: In the club
Which famous character/person dead or alive would you say you’re most alike and why: Austin Powers - My shagability
Distinguishing Characteristics/ vital statistics: I can bang out a good tune
Most treasured possession: My wife and child
Claim to fame: Met P. Diddy
Which piece of music / song title represents you – why: Sex bomb - Because I am
Most embarrassing moment in life/football: N/a - I'm perfect
Best moment on football field: Winning league / cup goal
Ambition in life/football: To be an ultimate fighter
What is your biggest fear or phobia: Losing my looks
Favourite cheese: White stilton Favourite film: Fame
Vainest player in club: Brownie Longest in shower: Andy Storrs
Ugliest player in club: Everyone compared to me Most Annoying player: Marcus
Most Skilful in club: Me - of course Most un skilful: Fran
Remembered for: Being great at everything
Always likely to be heard saying: God I look good today
Season ambition / expectation: To break someones legs
Tell us 1 thing no one knows about you: I have a third nipple
What do you think will happen/want after you die: I will be reborn a lesbian
Name 1 person you’d like to be stuck on a desert island with and why: Dave Lowe - So he can bore me to death
If you were a super hero – who and what would be your special powers: Trogan man - specialise in safe sex
How would you spend £1 million pounds: I would invest via Tom
Give 1 answer to an above question about / on behalf of 1 of your fellow club members - who about?: