Name: Chris Story D.O.B: 16/09/1983 Shirt/squad number: 10
Position in club: Everywhere
Favourite position:
Nick name(s): Stoz
Supports: Wherever people can pass to me! Ideal Woman:
Ideal job: Pro footballer
Ideal location to live: Barcelona (whilst playing for them)
Which famous character/person dead or alive would you say you’re most alike and why: Paul Warhurst - play in so many positions
Distinguishing Characteristics/ vital statistics: Slight podge, dark, handsome - not quite so tall!
Most treasured possession:
Claim to fame: None at all
Which piece of music / song title represents you – why:
Most embarrassing moment in life/football: Signing for Harlow!
Best moment on football field:
Ambition in life/football: To actually win a trophy at Harlow
What is your biggest fear or phobia:
Favourite cheese: Wensleydale Favourite film: Snatch or any with Will Ferrel at the mo
Vainest player in club: Kowski, Brownie Longest in shower: Morph
Ugliest player in club: Morph Most Annoying player: Westie
Most Skilful in club: Wilk Most un skilful: Fran / Lowey / Gun
Remembered for: Being a utility man
Always likely to be heard saying: Words of encouragement for my fellow players
Season ambition / expectation: Win everything / Win nothing
Tell us 1 thing no one knows about you: Not telling or they will know
What do you think will happen/want after you die: I will get buried or burned
Name 1 person you’d like to be stuck on a desert island with and why: Ray Mears - He would know how to survive
If you were a super hero – who and what would be your special powers:
How would you spend £1 million pounds: Badly on pointless things!
Give 1 answer to an above question about / on behalf of 1 of your fellow club members - who about?:
