Name: Malcolm Hendry                     D.O.B: 27/10/36                                        Shirt/squad number: Gaffer

Position in club: Gaffer

Favourite position: Sidelines

Nick name(s): Mally

Supports: Chelsea                               Ideal Woman: Charmain (wife) 

Ideal job: Retirement

Ideal location to live: Middle of nowhere

Which famous character/person dead or alive would you say you’re most alike and why: Robert de Niro - looks

Distinguishing Characteristics/ vital statistics: Webbed feet

Most treasured possession: My wife

Claim to fame: Swimming for England and winning

Which piece of music / song title represents you – why: Never walk alone - favourite song

Most embarrassing moment in life/football: Buying Eddie Gray a drink

Best moment on football field: Winning the Whitworth cup

Ambition in life/football: Winning the premier division

What is your biggest fear or phobia: Dentist

Favourite cheese: Cheddar                                   Favourite film: Great escape

Vainest player in club: Mick Medley                    Longest in shower: Dave Jones

Ugliest player in club: Anyone of four                Most Annoying player: Nick Westbury

Most Skilful in club: Mick Medley                       Most un skilful: Franny Wilson

Remembered for: Loyalty to Harlow Hill

Always likely to be heard saying: Place your kit the right way round!!!!

Season ambition / expectation: Do the double

Tell us 1 thing no one knows about you: Made a music record

What do you think will happen/want after you die: Come back as a dog

Name 1 person you’d like to be stuck on a desert island with and why: Nigella Lawson - To cook for me

If you were a super hero – who and what would be your special powers: Jose - To win everyweek

How would you spend £1 million pounds: Improving lifestyle

Give 1 answer to an above question about / on behalf of 1 of your fellow club members - who about?: